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battle royale   
03:17am 11/11/2008
  Ya know, I wasn't paying much attention when it happened but I finally caught that six teen girls beating up another teen girl video... It is reminiscent of that Lighthouse scene in Battle Royale! They even kinda sound the same! So ... shrill.

I noticed they were tried as adults but I haven't seen any updates on the status of their trial. must be that gag order. Seriously, wtf is wrong with these people?
 
     

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rude, but funny.   
03:48pm 10/11/2008
  http://www.ocforums.com/showpost.php?p=5655190&postcount=27


The colors are amusing, but I've quoted it for posterity. )
 
     

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bored octopus wreaks havoc!   
02:25am 02/11/2008
 
mood: amused
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3328480/Otto-the-octopus-wrecks-havoc.html

"...Otto is constantly craving for attention and always comes up with new stunts so we have realised we will have to keep more careful eye on him - and also perhaps give him a few more toys to play with.

"Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better - much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants."
 
     

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HKO beta   
12:24am 26/10/2008
 
mood: bouncy
Hello Kitty Online beta!

If you do decide to give it a shot, let me know, I'll help you get started in the game and I'll steal your newbie clothes (need 3 sets for a high level item, Sanrio has a sense of humor, apparently.)


http://www.fileplanet.com/promotions/hellokitty/
http://contest.mmosite.com/giveaway/hello_kitty_1/
 
     

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oh yeah, baby, this is where I live.   
03:07pm 07/10/2008
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4NCJxJ-jxM&feature=related  
     

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Shop Vac addendum   
12:28am 04/10/2008
 
mood: geeky
So I watched some of the 'videos' for the song and I suddenly wondered if these people were aiming for humor or if... they just didn't know what "wall-to-wall" meant in this context. *sigh*

on the plus side, I sent the lyrics over to the guy who runs the IHB and he responded, so I may be able to feel special if it actually makes it onto the blog. (we take our amusements where we can find them!)

Got badges for Blizzcon, so I have a stack of them + lanyards on the kitchen table. Vy gets here on Wednesday (I think?) the rest should get into town on Thursday. It will be nice to hang out with my guildmates in the real world. :)
 
     

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palin debate flow chart... cruel but funny   
12:50pm 03/10/2008
  Say that John is a maverick. )  
     

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Jonathan Coulton - "Shop Vac"   
12:40pm 03/10/2008
  wow video for Shop Vac: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifL4FtAbm18

heh.


You can cry and I probably won't hear you - Because it's loud with the shop vac on... )
 
     

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The Banker's Prayer (political humor) and lost in translation   
08:00am 02/10/2008
 
mood: aggravated
http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html
(english to chinese... then back to english? *head explodes*)

(swiped from the IHB)

Hank Paulson, who art in Washington,
hallowed by thy name.
Thy fiefdom come,
thy will be done,
transfering wealth from Main St. to Wall St.
Give us this day all your bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we foreclose on those indebted to us.

And lead us not into solvency,
but deliver us from bankruptcy.
For thine is the fiefdom, the power and the glory.
For ever and ever. Amen.
 
     

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things that make you go 'hmmm'   
02:12am 29/09/2008
 
mood: annoyed
commie cooties? lolomg. NOOOOO... it's eating my FACE! getitoff! )
 
     

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Eiffel 65 - "My Console"   
05:34am 28/09/2008
 
mood: geeky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgZwxDTHcrU

tee hee.

The game on the playstation )
 
     

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jibjab.   
03:51pm 26/09/2008
  before I get onto the presidential elections... make sure you've seen

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/big_box_mart

If you don't throw in your buck-oh-five who will? )

"Citizens gather from both far and near
For a ritual we practice every four years
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we're chasin'
We spend billions of dollars to make our points clear
To get you to step up and cast your vote here
Then we spin you around and poke you in the rear
oh it's time for some campaigning!"



With the first Presidential debate of 2008 only an hour away, we should take a moment to enjoy one of the freedoms we have as Americans, and watch a video or two mocking our candidates. :)
 
     

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"I am, by association, cooler than you."   
06:20pm 19/09/2008
 
mood: amused
From the pen of my raid leader's fiancee:

Just so you know, your husband provides me endless amusment on the bus to school.*

There are a pair of nerd boys, in that bad, kind of ackward, antisocial way (one of who keeps staring at my chest), who, without fail, are talking, a little too loud, about the new Starcraft release.

I just chuckle inwardly.

Every morning.

I start class happy.

I just... want to look at them and go "You think you're better than me... but I am, by association, cooler than you will ever be."

But, I don't.

Because then I'd have to talk to them.



* raid leader and his fiancee are slaves to academia and what she really means is "while taking public transportation to the college I teach at." Apparently she felt that this comment could be misconstrued.
 
     

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background noise   
04:32pm 15/09/2008
 
mood: annoyed
I'm getting really sick and tired of bluetooth headsets not only looking like something meant for a lego man, but the noise cancellation is just a JOKE.

It's windy in these parts and the sound can be quite deafening when piped through a cellphone and into your delicate ears... and I happen to like chatting while driving around with the top down which is just not feasible these days.

I want a throat mic that will work with my iphone, damn it.
 
     

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12 Stones - This Dark Day   
02:31am 15/09/2008
  And I'll sing this song at the top of my lungs )  
     

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He said WHAT? NSFW   
11:19am 08/09/2008
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euu_DMhsXQo&feature=related

this will teach me to ignore the political debate for a while. Though I gotta admit, this video is brilliant. I'm still laughing.
 
     

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NSFW video   
12:55pm 04/09/2008
  http://kinkvideo.tv/video/95/Behind-the-Scenes-of-Fucking-Machines

send over by a friend, figured I'd share. heh.
 
     

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seattle take 2   
09:54pm 05/08/2008
  ok... the weekend Jake is visiting is no good for me. Sorry! Was thinking maybe October would work?  
     

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seattle... and mittens   
02:51am 05/08/2008
  found this while dredging through the lj again... amazing what insomnia can do to a person.

me: I suppose I should take a shower.
steve: you could wait for one of the two of us.
me: lol
steve: that came out wrong.

I think I need to finally get off my ass and plan a trip up there, even if for only a few days. I really miss you guys. If there is a specific set of dates that would be good (or bad) let me know. :)



oh, and JP? "for when it snows..." thanks (again). I <3 you.
 
     

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more on qcon   
03:29pm 04/08/2008
  The BYOC (bring your own computer) area was actually kind of interesting. Thousands of computers with some of the biggest monitors I've ever seen. The one that really stuck with me was seeing a BBQ grill converted into a PC case. That was hawt.

Now for the real humor... as I was walking through, my iphone on random coughed up "I'm Horny" from E-rotic. *eg*

It has really prompted me to consider fpses again... the few times I played with the boys over the LAN in seattle were so much fun, even if I was getting my ass kicked. So we'll see. Maybe my 'frag the weak, hurdle the dead' shirt won't be such a joke to me in the future! heh.
 
     

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